*lick lick lick lick lick*
What the fu....
*tap tap tap tap tap*
DUDE.
*lick lick lick lick*
It's FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
*lick lick lick lick lick*
You have GOT to be kidding me.
*tap tap tap tap tap*
You need a manicure, little girl.
*TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*
Seriously? Seriously.
*TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP*
OKAY I'M UP. What the fuck do you WANT?!??????
*trot trot trot trot trot* Mow.
What, the food bowl?
MOW.
There's food in the bowl.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Okay, I'll mix it up. There. Fancy new food.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
Dude. Seriously.
*walks off, pissed.*
My ass is going back to bed.
Mow?
MOTHERFUCKER.
Mow? Mow. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Okay! I'm dumping the food and putting new food in.
*giggles* Mow.
I hate you.
Mow.
I SERIOUSLY HATE YOU.
Mow.
*chomping*
You realize the sun isn't even up.
*smug* Mow.
I HATE YOU.
Mow.
Oh look, Ronco knives paid programming!
*dissolves, laughing*
I hate you.
